“Two, Four, Six, Eight,
time to transsubstantiate!"
Speaking of Canada, Happy Canada Day, eh?
At least he bought something at the coffee shop instead of just camping out and WiFi freeloading.
One day my ship will come in. Of course with my luck I’ll be at the airport at the time.
Legs and hips both. Things tend to go downhill quickly after that first serious fall.
Especially if it’s in small, unmarked bills.
That brother earned a reputation for preventing other brothers from selling flowers. When asked why he did this, he replied, “Early on, I was told ‘Only you can prevent florist friars.’”
Except that these days, the standard deduction is much greater than the deduction allowed for mortgage interest.
Would Rat become a muskrat if he used the right type of cologne?