Recent Comments

1. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   A pessimist is someone who sits sadly at the party all night long, thinking about the mess that there will be in the morning. The Optimist is the person who spends all night enjoying the party and then takes 5 minutes to clean up the mess while the pessimist is still sitting there gloomily thinking about how hard it’s going to be to clean up the mess.

2. about 1 month ago on B.C.

   this is a wicked and evil communist lie.

3. 2 months ago on B.C.

   and don’t forget magic blood that all modern medicine depends on.

4. 4 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   My Mom’s been asking that same question for over 50 years.

5. 4 months ago on Agnes

   Good lord look at the size of those cones. It’s like they’ve time-travelled to the 70’s.

6. 4 months ago on Back to B.C.

   my first thought was to look at my calendar and ask “how many days…”

7. 9 months ago on Basic Instructions

   I always thought that the greatest final episode of all time would have been if Angela Lansbury had been reveled as the real killer in every single episode, with a giant flashback showing how the murders were really done and how she framed hundreds of innocent people.

8. about 1 year ago on Wizard of Id

   after 60 years, Wizard of ID finally jumps the shark.

9. over 1 year ago on Peanuts

   Sally tried to warn us.

10. almost 2 years ago on Savage Chickens

    have you ever wondered what happened to the people who tested Preperations “A” through “G”?