More ghost- and demon-written titles in the brand new Trumpian-Gothic Horror-Humor category, already waiting in the on-deck circle along publishers’ row:
- The Apprentice’s Book of the Dead: Spells to Spellbind
- Charming with Smarm: The Gift of the Grift
- The Self-Made Man: Pulling on Bootstraps After Daddy’s $413 Million Gifts
- How to Burn Through Your $200+ Million Inheritance & Con Folks You’re Smart
- The Bully’s & Fanboy’s Guide to Strongman Worship
- The MAGA Cult Book of the Braindead
- WideCasting: The Art of Projecting Inadequacies & Failures Onto Everyone Else
- The One Second Manager: Sign the Check and Move On
- Care & Feeding & Fleecing of Zombie Followers
- POOF, You’re Clear! Bending Bankruptcy Laws, Erasing the Public’s Memory, and Breaking Belief Systems
- Top 100 Secrets to Instant Global Disgust and Distrust
- Skating Justice While Complaining About Lawbreakers
- Top Ten Steps to Victimizing Everyday People: Don’t Let Infirmities or Differences Stop Your Cruelty!
- SECRETS: Things the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know, Steal, or Keep
- Insurrection for Amateurs: The Step-by-Step Coloring Book
- STIFF ’EM! No More Vendor Paydays – No How, No Way!
- Hypocrite’s Guide to Steering Weak Political Parties, Authoritarian Personalties, and Religious Espousers
- The Big Book of Conspiracy Fantasies, Clouded Half-Truths, and Time-Tested Propaganda – with Foreward by Joseph Goebbels
- Foreign Agents 101: Everything You Wanted to Know About Spies, Hackers, and Influencers But Were Terrified to Ask
- THE BIG SKIM: The Beginner’s Guide to Forcing Others to Pay Your Entire Way in Life
- The Mein Kampf Daily Quotations Calendar & Diary
- Grab ’em by the Wallet: Tales of The False Profit
- Norms Are for Normal People: Coloring Outside the Lines & Thinking Outside the Cellblock
1) The offer comes with a copy of the US Constitution — yet more to completely ignore;
2) This is the guy who bragged he didn’t read books; and
3) The Ochre Ogre is holding this book right side up (so to speak), not upside down, as is his usual habit in photo ops with the Bible.
Optional list entry:
Yes, it IS difficult to portray one alleged human being in all the horrific splendor akin to existing in an extended, never-ending episode of The Twilight Zone written by Stephen King…
… while on a constant drip of the brown acid Woodstockians were warned not to take.
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…