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More nog, please -- hold the eggs! Free

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked. "What's happened?" he thought. Gregor then turned to look out the window at the dark weather....

Recent Comments

  1. about 1 hour ago on Frog Applause

    Ah, the dining habits and table manners of some species! Sheesh.

    A revenge-based dish like that’s best eaten cold.

    Then again, when contemplating revenge, it’s best to dig two graves — one for your place setting, and one for your etiquette tutor.

  2. about 1 hour ago on Frog Applause

    To quote the dumb bunnies at ITT Tech:

    Nyeee-aaah, what’s up, Chuck?

  3. about 1 hour ago on Frog Applause

    A time it’s helpful to be thin-skinned? If you’re gravy.

    — Nebuchadnezzar Scrood

  4. about 1 hour ago on Frog Applause

    May we all have the Grace to be Slick.

  5. about 2 hours ago on Frog Applause

    We’re sure gonna need somebunny to keep lotsa lucky foots around…

  6. about 5 hours ago on Frog Applause

    She used to get a pretty good reception in the old days, but couldn’t sit still on the hot Bakelite Zenith. Fell on hard times. Hired out in a local laundry, then reinvented self in advertising with the “Clips are for Treads!” tagline for JackRabbit tires. Early proponent of juicing; angel investor of Orange Julius. Got out before the Great Crash of ’29. The rest is herstory.

  7. about 6 hours ago on Frog Applause

    White Rabbit cocktails with a side of deviled Easter eggs?

  8. about 6 hours ago on Frog Applause

    That’s the “cat” who chewed your new shoes.

  9. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    … and, nuh-uh, watch out my friend,

    them’s ain’t raisins at th’ hind end…

  10. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Rabies Bunny’s bad to the bone

    If his bite don’t get you, there’s always the foam…

    — traditional seasonal blues carol at Chez Jessica