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1. 1 day ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Or the George Carlin version.

   There are only two kinds of people in the world; the ones who think there are only two kinds of people in the world and the ones who don’t.

2. 1 day ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Reminds me of the old math joke. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

3. 4 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   The Lipper Rating SystemThe Lipper Rating System is a five-tiered, five-category classification system that separates all funds into quintiles. The lowest 20% in a category gets a “1” rating. The next 20% is given a “2” rating. The middle 20% is given a “3” rating, while the next 20% is given a “4” rating. The top 20% is granted the title “Lipper Leader” in the category. 5

   I love how Google let’s you get information, but denies you understanding.

4. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

   Where did I say that I was anti-tax?

5. 7 days ago on Doonesbury

   Funny thing.

   The reason IBM became a big deal is that the government mandated businesses keep accurate payroll records for taxation purposes. Before computers, they were making time clocks…

6. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Try spending the first thirty seconds thinking about car crashes and explosions.

   Get it out of your system.

7. 8 days ago on Speed Bump

   You forgot about great pals of his, like the admirable Kim Jong-Un and the noble Vlad Putin.

8. 8 days ago on Shoe

   Jimmy Cagney said fame works like this.

   First it’s “Who is Jimmy Cagney?”

   Then it’s “Let’s try this Jimmy Cagney.”

   Next it’s “We have to get Jimmy Cagney!”

   Followed by “I want a young Jimmy Cagney.”

   And then it’s “I want a Jimmy Cagney type!”

   And eventually “Jimmy Cagney? I thought he was dead.”

9. 8 days ago on Speed Bump

   Trump had a lottery to raise money. Winners were promised dinner at the White House with the President. Only there were never any winners.

   Trump hates his supporters more than he hates his enemies.

10. 8 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

    Check out the pictures of his wife Ivana’s grave. He buried her on a golf course so he could get a tax break, and left her there. The site is covered with weeds.

    Or, you could check out the lottery he was using to raise money. First place prize was dinner at the White House with the President. Somehow, none of the people who give the billionaire their money was actually invited to meet him.

    I’m not even going to mention the number of women who have confirmed that he does, indeed, like to grab them by the p&&&&y