Recent Comments

1. about 20 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   My favorite song from Oklahoma!

   Oh, the farmer and the cowbird should be friends,

   Oh, the farmer and the cowbird should be friends,

   Well, the cowbird sings a song with ease,

   While the farmer’s eating Mac n’ cheese,

   But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends.

   I may have those lines messed up, it’s been years.

2. about 20 hours ago on Real Life Adventures

   Could be worse. It could be MU.

   Which can’t be. Not when they’ve taken all the flavor out. They lie.

   Like Ford and their “Quality is job One.” ads. Job one is turning on the lights.

3. about 20 hours ago on Pickles

   Smelly cat, smelly cat,

   What are they feeding you?

   Smelly cat, o smelly cat,

   Put down the seat!

4. about 21 hours ago on Diamond Lil

   Aw, jeez! Is there a joke for Det Cord?

5. about 21 hours ago on Over the Hedge

   They’re entitled to them, Robert. Just as you are entitled to your choice of “entertainment.”

6. about 21 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   They did it in Stalag 17, as well.

7. about 21 hours ago on Monty

   Because it’s like gutters. Why take the risk when, as my sainted mother used to say, “you can have a little man come and do it for you.”

8. about 21 hours ago on Luann

   Did somebody say, “kiss mah grits?”

   Because I think he’s volunteering.

   Hey, with all that practice, he’s probably good at it!

9. about 21 hours ago on Francis

   As opposed to Bad Pope John?

10. about 21 hours ago on The Duplex

    Second thought, just make it a Boilermaker.