I never lose my car keys. They’re always in my pants pocket. Sheesh!
I always look in the last place first. It saves time.
Everything’s bigger when you’re a kid.
Some people will work their butt off to get out of work.
I guess you didn’t get rear ended.
Me either. I’m not a fan of cold.
Where’s the other phones? Don’t they all get one when they’re born now?
Then I guess you get your $300 back!