Ah, the MST3K Mantra: “If you wonder how he eats and breathes, And other science facts, Just repeat to yourself, ’It’s just a show. I should really just relax.’”
How is Calvin not cold walking through the snow in nothing but his underpants?
Pass the coffee…
I pity his pancreas.
I had to look up “holstein”… oh boy.
Someone’s been saving his allowance. Well spent, if you ask me.
I didn’t even know you could use “fart” in a comic strip.
Can’t blame a cat for trying.