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  1. about 10 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And the Brits say “C U Next Tuesday”…

  2. 8 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Not all who wander are lost…

  3. 8 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    The band’s name came from a picture painted by the lead singer, featuring a leopard with a hearing horn in his ear. Or so one version of the story goes.

  4. 10 days ago on Off the Mark

    There’s a Jimmy Carr routine that makes fun of men who overpromise in the bedroom: “I’m gonna make love to you All Night Long…. or until I get sleepy… let’s see which comes first!… Oh, I came first!…. G’night!”

  5. 10 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    I bet that laundry doesn’t need extra starch.

  6. 11 days ago on Off the Mark

    A chicken and an egg are in bed, enjoying a post-coital cigarette… and the chicken says, “Well… I guess that answers that old question”.

  7. 21 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Google “It’s not about the nail”….

  8. 26 days ago on Peanuts

    It references a few other lines in that song too.

  9. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    I had a Spruce beer once that was terrific. I’d try your latte.

  10. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    And that’s what this means: Spice for Pumpkin. You think there’s actually supposed to be pumpkin in your Starbucks PSL?