What the spouses of writers and other creative people will never understand is when the writer is staring out the window, s/he is actually hard at work.
Watermelon fruit juice, Skittles, and Robitussin – the Trayvon Martini – watch out, it’ll kill ya, after it destroys your liver and makes you so angry, paranoid, racist and homophobic that you try to play “The Knockdown Game” on a legally-armed stranger. The last bad choice in a life full of bad choices.
@Purple People Eater Carnival side shows used to include human Freaks, the Geek was a wild man that would bite the heads off of live chickens.