Going on 7 years without a haircut.
Schlitz tastes just like it sounds…
If he keeps disrespecting the military and its generals…there may be a military coup in our future. Could be better than the Orange Julius.
If you only really knew…
Resistance is the name of a band.
Rob has a Russian mute button….the window.
Poison Control is using ’Our Favorite Dictator’s’ portrait as a vomit inducing tool.
‘doubloon’berry pie!
Send Eloon there, he wants to go…one way ticket.
Pirates always lose on ‘Wheel of Fortune’…all they guess is ‘rrr’.
Going on 7 years without a haircut.