I said I wanted to be the best person I could be. The judge said that was no excuse for identity theft.
I used to make donuts but I got tired of the whole thing.
I get it! They didn’t know the “correct” time in Seattle! hahahaha
Atrozine is a toxic herbicide. Great t-shirt irony here.
I am laughing soooo hard… hilarious
Hate to say it but people really do say this. Here’s another true: “I can’t be overdrawn; I still have checks left.”
Dogs are people, too! Cats, not so much.
I thought I would see a faucet running in the background, or the eve-trough dripping…
The post-it notes listing phone numbers in the cartoons. Now I know why 911 can be busy. LOL