I selected a EcoFlow River 2 600W Batery Generator as the gift for my 20 years on the job. It’s 12 inches square, weights 10 lbs. It has a 9 hour charge so I just plug in a lamp and good to go when the power is out. Also plan to plug in crock pots for tailgaiting when football starts up in the Fall.
This sounds more like a 7 Year Itch joke than it does fact…….