I love the dissonance created by matching Gary Larson’s work with Don Martin’s. If you could work in a reference to Gahan Wilson, that would give you the trifecta!
It would be so much easier if the thing and “the thing” stayed the same from day to day. Even after 36 years of marriage, I still have to ask “which” thing, and which “thing”!
It’s always about his focus, isn’t it? If Miss Wormwood could engage his interest… but then what would the rest of the students do?