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  1. 1 day ago on Over the Hedge

    Wasn’t the Hotel California the informal name for a prison or something?

  2. 3 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    And now think about a flock of birds with severe diarrhea.

  3. 3 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    Birds aren’t used to drinking milk, so (maybe) stupid question: Does anybody know if birds are lactose-intollerant? If they are the car owners in that street are in for a nasty surprise.

  4. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

    Ok, that’s one of my arguments. What about these people that didn’t do it and were falsely arrested? Did you get punished for dumb stuff you didn’t do in your youth and did that also get published? No? Ok, imagine it did.

  5. 3 days ago on Over the Hedge

    I doubt that too. It’s a car, not a cigarette lighter.

  6. 3 days ago on Working Daze

    In today’s economy it would be very easy to find a new job if you got fired and considering that the demand for employees will only increase (the babyboomer generation has just started to leave the workforce and we’re already at a point where this is obvious). And don’t be an a**hole about it to management, just tell them that you won’t do overtime or want your overtime compensated by double payment.

  7. 4 days ago on Working Daze

    As long as the workers are willing to do overtime, the companies will depend on overtime. So when they want you to do overtime, tell them to either f… off or pay you double for it. What can they do, fire you? In today’s economy? Yea, not going to happen (and also grounds for wrongful termination). As a worker, you’re selling your time to the company, the company won’t give out their product for free, so why would you?

  8. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

    There actually were turbine cars in the ‘60s. I think Jay Leno has one of them in his collection (he also has one of the earliest EVs from the 1910s or 1920s, can’t remember, been a while since I saw that video on youtube).

  9. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

    I don’t get it either. I mean, even if you can accellerate that rapidly, it just means that you’ll reach the next traffic light before it turns green and you have to stop there. This means that the cars behind you, that didn’t accellerate that rapidly and could have gotten a green light without having to stop, now have to stop aswell because of you.

  10. 6 days ago on Wizard of Id

    It should be private because whenever a new employer will google that poor basterd’s name they’d get a report that the guy who’s applying for a job was arrested for drunkenly screaming at an alligator at a golf course 20 years ago. I don’t want to know what kind of stupid stuff you did when you became 21, but let’s just say I’m glad social media wasn’t really a thing yet when I was a teenager (legal drinking age here is lower, so we do our stupid stuff earlier). It should also be private so a company doesn’t know who reported on them dumping their waste into the Everglades illegally (but hey, that’s a letter to a public agency, so it gets published). It should be private, because those accusations might be false. I could go on about this for a while.

    When you google Florida Man the headlines very often read “was arrested for”, not “was found guilty of”. Imagine that months later it turns out that the cops arrested the wrong person. I know, shocking, but that happens. Whenever anybody googles that person’s name, the first results will be that they were arrested for something.