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  1. about 9 hours ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    The Russian government and the Bellend of the Year emptied the jails because they needed cannon fodder, so that the Ucraine wastes ammo and resources fighting these walking targets. Not that the prisoners understood that, or atleast not before it was too late for them.

  2. about 9 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Looking at the big picture is kind of useful to do when you messed up or when you’re nervous. The outcome of today’s test/job interview/… won’t matter at all in 1000 years, when you’re long dead and very likely forgotten (well, if your screw-up is so big that you won’t be forgotten in 1000 years, then you really messed up) and you’re not the first one to flunk a test/job interview/…, so there’s really no reason to be nervous.

  3. about 9 hours ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    Well, the squirrels have a larger army and potentially more ammo, but the dogs have more free time to come up with stuff like this, because they don’t have to search for food (or ammo, if they ever decide to … uhm … go the monkey way).

  4. 2 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    In a fight between Calvin and Maria (from Maria’s Day) I am not sure who’d end up winning.

  5. 2 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Well, if you do squelch a kid’s ambition you might end up receiving a TV for Christmas every year.

  6. 6 days ago on Over the Hedge

    No, you don’t get it, do you? I would never claim that I am right, because I believe that neither the existence nor the non-existence of a divine being can be proven scientifically. That’s what “agnostic” means. I have chosen to believe that there is no divine being, but I’d never claim that I am right or wrong, because in faith (which both theism and atheism is) there is no right or wrong.

  7. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    What is long and hard when it goes into the mouth and soft and short when it comes out? Chewing gum.

  8. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That joke works just as well when you replace “women” with “men”, or is that too sexist aswell? The joke is only mysogynistic if you interpret it in that way, but if you do, that reflects more on you than on the joke. And if you don’t like to have money, you can hand it over to me, I’ll take care of it.

  9. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Hey, that’s why the US have written “E pluribus unum” written on their bills. “Out of many, one” is left.

  10. 7 days ago on Frazz

    “Do you ever fear your bowel movements?” Yes. After I had chilli con carne and before I go to the toilet.

    “Have you ever been in a high place and wanted to jump?” Yes, but the parachute course was closed that day, so I have to go again.

    “Does wearing a hat make you feel vulnerable?” Depends on the surroundings and how good that hard hat is.