“And come to think of it, it would also probably be really helpful to the homeless shelter if we donated your college fund, plus we’d get a nice tax deduction. Keep it up, kid, I can do this all day.”
No one could explain how the two mobsters’ mangled bodies turned up in the Mongolian hinterlands after they had disappeared only hours before. They appeared to have fallen from an extreme height.
“Oh, that reminds me. Instead of having presents and Christmas dinner this year, I’ve signed us all up to spend the day volunteering down at the homeless shelter. I hear they’ve got a DVD player there, maybe it’ll work on your movie.”
Yessir! Now how about a cup of my special holiday wassail? Me? Oh, I’ve, er, had some already…