Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

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  1. about 3 hours ago on Daddy's Home

    An uncredited bit part. Doesn’t get any screen time and doesn’t even get his name in the credits. A background actor or an extra, if you will.

    However, if you really want to know, you have to ask the creator.

    My take on it is he’s just some kid in Elliott’s class at school or on his team. A random name picked out of the air.

    Remember, this is a cartoon, not a documentary.

  2. 1 day ago on Daddy's Home

    But first, Pete – do you like Chip’s parents?

  3. 4 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer to this one!

    It’s because aneroid sphygmomanometer is fun to say. Putting on pants is no fun.

    But a mercury sphygmomanometer is more accurate, so I choose that one.

  4. 4 days ago on Angry Little Girls

    Thank you, Leela Lee.

    This is way better than those little snippets celebrating Black History Month that I keep hearing on the radio.

  5. 4 days ago on Lay Lines

    I have a huge set of Homer Laughlin china. I have always washed them myself. He should be doing my dishes. That’ll clean his dirty hands.

  6. 4 days ago on Lola

    Oh, Sammy boy! When are you going to find a more suitable girlfriend? Someone who likes your style of poetry, humor, romance, etc.

  7. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “There was a host of the TV Show “The View” who also said she thought the world was flat about 10-15 years ago”

    ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!

    DJT claimed that one of them was, but he made that up out of thin air.

  8. 7 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    Their followers will never admit it, but the #1 religion in the USA is Capitalism.

  9. 7 days ago on FoxTrot

    So? Get yer own darn blog if you want to. Her opinion is just as valid as yours is. Probably even more valid, because she has put some thought into what she says.

  10. 7 days ago on Lio

    I’ve used dozens, if not hundreds, of name brand Magic Markers over the years, including the original ones in a glass bottle with a wick. I used one just the other day even. Not a one of them was magical like this. I feel cheated and would like my money back!