Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

Recent Comments

  1. about 23 hours ago on Nest Heads

    This way you know at least someone reads it.

  2. 3 days ago on Lola

    It wouldn’t be enough for me if I lived with Ray, Amy and Sammy.

  3. 7 days ago on The Lockhorns

    He’s just pleased that he’s married to the brunette and not to Loretta.

  4. 7 days ago on Maria's Day

    Well, she’s kind of a creepy kid.

  5. 7 days ago on Shoe

    CAUTION!

    Motor Head Alert!!!

    (gotta love a car guy spotting in the wild)

  6. 12 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    And about as bright as a black hole.

  7. 12 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    That’s the best explanation because he really isn’t very big at all.

  8. 17 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    They are keeping that house too warm for December if Sterling is comfortable in just his underpants.

  9. 19 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Is that a vase full of knitting needles on the table next to Andy?

  10. 21 days ago on Maria's Day

    I am my own good twin!