Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

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  1. 1 day ago on The Duplex

    Are you sure you didn’t plant kudzu by mistake?

  2. 1 day ago on Barney & Clyde

    LOL! When I looked at this on Sunday when it wasn’t complete I thought they were in a theater. A private box with curtains, and a railing that turned out to be an executive desk.

  3. 3 days ago on Angry Little Girls

    I really wish GoComics had a “thumbs down” vote for comments like the one on YouTube.

  4. 3 days ago on Lay Lines

    I really dig this guy!

  5. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And that’s why I haven’t been to a major league park in quite a few years. Minor league games for the win!

  6. 6 days ago on Shoe

    The more important question is what do redheads think of me.

  7. 9 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    When I hear the same, “We are experiencing higher than normal call volume,” nonsense EVERY SINGLE TIME I call you, that’s not higher than normal. That’s your new normal. UPGRADE YOUR SYSTEM OR HIRE SOME MORE HELP!

  8. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    ARE THERE NO WORKHOUSES???

    ARE THERE NO FOURTH WALLS???

  9. 12 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    My mother was a nice lady. She taught me that if I didn’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

    The caller’s mother was obviously a b…

  10. 13 days ago on La Cucaracha

    Alas, some of the otherwise great “Mom and Pop” type stores are part of the cult and not afraid to share their views with ordinary customers. It makes it hard to shop if you’re a dedicated boycotter.