Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on The Lockhorns

    So now here is me, looking online for a recipe for “Gordian Knots”. I haven’t found one yet, but I will keep looking.

  2. 3 days ago on Nest Heads

    No, sweetie. Your problem is that you’re a brat.

  3. 3 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    “We have kale, soy and seaweed”.

    Well, that’s fine for the skin treatments, but what do you have to eat in this joint???

  4. 7 days ago on Nest Heads

    That may be the smartest thing Albert has ever said.

  5. about 1 month ago on Bad Machinery

    Ah, yes. I completely missed that. Thanks.

  6. about 1 month ago on Bad Machinery

    All would-be super villains have a fatal flaw. Ben’s is that he’s too stupid to make sure the door locks behind him when he enters a secret meeting place.

  7. about 1 month ago on FoxTrot Classics

    I’d really like to know where I can get some of that to brew at home.

  8. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

    May I make a suggestion? Stop reading the strip every day. Only catch up on it every six to eight weeks or so. Read a whole bunch all at once. That should fix your problem.

  9. about 2 months ago on Nest Heads

    Or dinner.

  10. about 2 months ago on Lola

    Go ahead and play your game your way. Just don’t call it Chess because it isn’t.