Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

Recent Comments

  1. 10 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    But he was born in California!

    “One of these things is not like the others…” :-D

  2. 12 days ago on Lio

    This Reaper is not so Grim!

  3. 12 days ago on Maria's Day

    Good thinking, Maria. Achievable goals are the best! You will get a wonderful feeling of accomplishment when you’ve done it!

  4. 18 days ago on Herman

    Maybe Larry referred this guy to the doctor or vice versa.

    Maybe Larry named this guy as his medical proxy.

    Maybe it’s just the funny papers and your silly insurance company rules have no power here.

  5. 20 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Those two don’t have a half a brain between them.

  6. 27 days ago on La Cucaracha

    “And how many lies has he told.”

    According to one article I read, in one 60 minute interview: 167 lies/misstatements.

  7. about 1 month ago on Bad Machinery

    You can have the black dress, but I want that hat!

  8. about 1 month ago on Barney & Clyde

    Are you new here? This is our dear Cynthia Pillsbury.

    She spent the summer devising new and bolder ways of getting on the nerves and under the skin of her teachers and the school principal. She’s a grand master of going right up to that line without crossing it and coming as close as possible to breaking rules without actually doing so.

  9. about 1 month ago on Crankshaft

    Of course they do! And Rum Cake has rum in it, too.

    Guess what? Bourbon Balls have bourbon in them!

  10. about 1 month ago on Baby Blues

    And I have known some dirty little tattletales who would not have done their own chores/homework/whatever first before tattling on you for not doing yours.

    Tattletales come in all varieties.