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1. 1 day ago on Broom Hilda

   “Did you catch that guy? I bet he wanted the dress for himself? Who? Oh, the naked buzzard.”

2. 1 day ago on Broom Hilda

   Get her a scarf instead.

3. 1 day ago on Bound and Gagged

   On the contrary, as an undergrad at Alabama who turned 21 just days after graduating, I told my friends in the dorm that if Alabama won the championship, I would drink Wild Turkey with them in the basement to celebrate. (I didn’t drink at all while I was underage.) So after the 1992 championship, that’s what I did. After finishing the Wild Turkey, I started on some spiced rum, which I understand might have taken a bad idea and made it worse.

   The Wild Turkey mixed well with the spicy food, as anyone could see by looking at the floor 30 minutes after I finished drinking.

4. 1 day ago on Bound and Gagged

   Note that wild turkeys taste good, not Wild Turkey. Never drink Wild Turkey from a tea glass because you couldn’t find a shot glass, and never drink it after eating Kung Pao chicken.

5. 2 days ago on Bound and Gagged

   Yeah, but wild turkeys taste good enough to act as a starting point. Seagulls don’t. Neither, apparently, did dodos.

6. 2 days ago on Bound and Gagged

   Because they didn’t really taste very good. Chicken and turkey are universally popular for a reason.

7. 2 days ago on Bound and Gagged

   Habitat destruction, apparently.

8. 2 days ago on Cornered

   CCTV. Same as a watchman.

9. 2 days ago on Broom Hilda

   No, that’s today. This is the Swiss Guard at the Vatican, not the Swiss Army.

10. 3 days ago on Frank and Ernest

    Practice makes perfect.