Reminds me of the joke/meme I’ve seen: Me: I want a dragon for Christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend. Santa: What color dragon do you want?
One of the teachers a the school I work at tired to tell me that math was the only subject that counts. So I felt the need to tell her that Geography was where it’s at! For me, when it comes to math, I stand by this old joke: MATH = Mental Abuse Towards Humans.
Merry Christmas