A man jumps in a taxi and asks the driver, “Where can I get scrod?” The driver looks at him and says, “I’ve been asked that question many times, but never before in the pluperfect subjunctive.”
A friend of mine wrote a book explaining what cats are doing when they seem to be staring into space blankly. They’re fighting invisible monsters that want to kill us. The book is called Eidolons, and is available at Amazon.
Nah, the steak was free — it’s leftovers from King Kong’s dinner.