Whoever told those people that nose rings look good, lied. Looks like snot running out of their nose.
One of my grandmothers refused to wear the new glasses she was given. Said they made things look sharper than they really were.
He’s been skipping arm day.
Aren’t asteroids what astronauts get from high g-loads?
What did the king’s horses get out of it?
Ah, homophones. Gotta love ’em.
Those milestones come by like a picket fence to a biker. I am thinking about my 60’s and how it’ll be. Problem is, the calendar says I’m in my 80’s.
Hey! I didn’t do anything. Don’t blame me.
Someone once commented that the message to the silver medalist is, “Congratulations. Of all the losers, you’re the best.”
In my house it’s not so much the laundry as it is the pile of bills.
Whoever told those people that nose rings look good, lied. Looks like snot running out of their nose.