TV has always made me happy.
“Gamera is really neat, Gamera is turtle meat, hirohito GAM-E-RAHHHH!”
—MST3K
When I shout “Bomb!” duck and cover.
Washington, DC, and Puerto Rico should be the 51st and 52nd states.
What about detritus?
You were expecting maybe Itzhak Perlman, Yo Yo Ma, or Gustavo Dudamel?
You were expecting maybe Weird Al Yankovic?
Then give them a pic-a-nic basket!
I have a big oak tree in my yard that’s dropping hundreds of acorns. And yet the squirrels have no interest in them. Do your job, squirrels!
De neck bone connected to de head bone… but not anymore.
TV has always made me happy.