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Pitcher of Lemonade Free

Every year they make a big show of trotting me out, the official harbinger of summer and then *poof*, back in the cabinet.

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Gil Thorp

Gil Thorp

By Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill

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  1. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Drink you say? Not to brag, but I mix quite well with vodka. Or if you’re more of a beer guy, mix me with some lager for a delicious summer shandy.

  2. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    I think Sheldon Cooper called his grandmother that on Big Bang Theory.

  3. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    A bit of free advice, K-man: you come across as a tad too needy what with that bursting through walls every time someone calls your name shtick. Maybe count to 5 before you make your crazy mad dash or, better yet, buy yourself a set of headphones and ignore them completely sometimes. I realize you probably have an inferiority complex due to your humble powdered origins and plethora of artificial ingredients, but trust me, they’ll appreciate you more if you learn to play hard to get.

  4. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    heavy sigh…

  5. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Oh for crying out loud, I’m not the Kool-aid man! I don’t come running through walls yelling “Oh yeah!” every time someone calls my name! I’m a sophisticated beveled glass vessel filled with the perfect mix of ice, fresh squeezed lemon juice, water, and sugar (never Splenda!), and at the moment I’m trying to enjoy a brief respite from all of the kvetching here lately. It’s giving me a bad case of agita.

  6. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    You rang? When the culture wars broke out, I retreated to the comfort and security of my refrigerator. I DO hope no one’s parched from all of that complaining.

  7. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Seriously? You think that Rubenesque vessel is me?? I can’t even…

  8. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    You rang? My contract only calls for one or two appearances per year so we’re in bonus territory now, in addition to reimbursements for travel expenses. Anyone have a towel I can borrow? I’m sweating like crazy here.

  9. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    That’s not me, it’s my cousin Lemmy. Do you think we all look alike, is that it?

  10. about 2 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Me too!