Recent Comments

1. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

   Gubmint mull?

2. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

   If you didn’t put the gummi goop from your “Incredible Edibles” kit into the molds for “Creepy Crawlies” so you could freak other kids out by eating the spiders and snakes you just weren’t cool!

3. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   I HAD a ticket for the lightning fast bus to Lame Town, but somehow I ended up on the Slow Boat to Tater Town.

4. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   I blame my personal ennui for bouts of polyphasic sleep.

   Maybe I was just born out of time.

5. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   A late uncle of mine bred and sold gerbils to pet shops in the late 1960s. One day, a male gerbil was born with a kink in it’s tail. Gerbils normally have a straight tail the same length as their bodies and this genetic fluke turned out to be a dominate gene from that one male and my uncle found he was able to sell it’s unique “broken tail” offspring for an extra buck.

   No giant-sized ’nads involved, just their contents.

6. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   Learned a new word from the Little Lame Letter, but it has 10 letters and I don’t even have a Scrabble® partner for years now,

7. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   My ex-housemate was an English teacher and she would beat me at every turn while I was trying to come up with something other than literally “barf”.

8. 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   My father was ambidextrous by force to the right-handed religion.

   I am thus by nature.

   Take THAT evolution!

9. 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   Specifics to follow.

10. 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

    That, and then a clunky mechanical tuner controlled by a remote that brought in local channels 2, 8, 11, and 13 plus all the vacant channels in between (no mute yet).