William T. Goat, Esq.'s Profile
William T. Goat, Esq. Free
Born of a goat, this unholy abomination appears to be the result of a forbidden union between man and beast. This twisted freak of nature, its human-like face crowned with a pair of sharp horns, its hairy naked torso balancing awkwardly atop a pair of cloven hooves, approaches unfortunate travelers under the midnight moon, and asks if they have read any good comics. Using its terrible claws to put on a pair of reading glasses, the monster apologizes for reeking of brimstone; it had spicy tacos for dinner.
Human siblings have similar magic.