That’s why I never let my kids see Pinocchio. Sooner or later every kid doesn’t want to go to school, and I didn’t want them to be terrified that if they didn’t, they’d be turned into donkeys.
My son-in-law is allergic to cats, so he and my daughter have dogs and they don’t eat at my home, which I share with two cats. My daughter and I have a running disagreement about dogs vs. cats; on Mother’s Day she showed me how one of her beasts can catch a Frisbee in his mouth. “Your cats can’t do that,” she taunted me. I replied that my cats know they’re going to get fed no matter what they do or don’t do, which proves that THEY’re smarter.
What, you never heard of car pools?