When the cows start smiling, it’s time to check the pasture for rogue pot plants.
Nice to know that when the time comes I won’t be on the hook for providing my own bucket.
I haven’t passed my expiration date, but I am past my “best if used by” date. (yes, I used that gag elsewhere a while back, but it seemed appropriate)
Ah yes, I immediately thought of Julie Adams.
The sloth is my spirit animal.
That’s nothing, wait ’til you see the squirrels.
But that’s not your back
Ooh, look. The little lawyer is ready to serve papers
You just sailed across it.
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
When the cows start smiling, it’s time to check the pasture for rogue pot plants.