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  1. about 10 hours ago on Luann

    The girl who gives her family and friends empty carboard boxes as Christmas gifts? Yeah, I’m not buying it.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Luann

    (comment from elsewhere on the internet)

    Man, the Evanses are going hard on this tell-don’t-show campaign to convince us that Mrs. Horner is just the most wonderfulest person ever. I’m less than sold. A 94-year-old person with failing organs declining to accept a kidney from a healthy 19-year-old is heroic in the same way that going to the grocery store and not defecating on the produce is heroic. Could a doctor even ethically perform this operation? And while Mrs. Horner isn’t owed even the barest amount of praise for her empty “I would if I could” kidney offer, nothing changes the fact that this paragon of self-sacrifice could have donated a kidney in the previous nine decades of her life and clearly didn’t. If Mrs. Horner is a saint who totally would donate a kidney if she could, then why didn’t she when she could? Seriously, what is this gaslighting nonsense? It’s one thing for a train of thought to metaphorically derail, but Luann’s logical locomotive somehow manages to capsize and sink on the tracks.

    By the way, remember yesterday when Luann was talking about becoming a living donor and giving her kidney to Mrs. Horner? And now she’s hearing about other tragically sympathetic people like single mothers, young children, and, um, engineers who also desperately need kidneys? Turns out when Luann’s offer might actually be taken up, suddenly Luann is just too awed by how unattainably inspiring Mrs. Horner is. Yep. Just too inspiring. Shouldn’t even try competing, really. Hey, let’s change the subject to anything else!

  3. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    Yeah, I’m a person who notices patterns and Luann’s horrible gift-giving is a well-established one. See 12/25/2011 for example.

  4. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    Bernice is more likely to follow the example of mean Mrs Gulch from The Wizard of Oz than anything else.

  5. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    I’m not talking about schadenfreude, I’m talking about consequences. Her parents have been way too lenient on her. The fact that she still thought of herself as the victim when Tara brought a weapon into her daycare class should have opened some eyes as to the severe case of entitlement this girl has, but her parents ended up saying nothing to her about it. Or how about when she let Tara sleep at the Fuse and the place got robbed? Once again, no consequences for Luann despite it being her fault. And let’s not get into how she once gave her father “I will clean my room” as a Christmas gift and her parents didn’t call her out on the fact that cleaning one’s room is the bare minimum of expected behavior yet she’s acting like it’s a huge sacrifice on her part.

    There’s a difference between being sheltered and being coddled. Luann is a grown adult and she should start being treated like one.

  6. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    I don’t see Luann as selfish (I’m sure someone can think of times when she was; pretty much everyone is sometimes.)

    How about almost every Christmas? Have you seen the kind of presents she gives?

  7. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    Luann will never be allowed to have a boyfriend again; bad first dates played for laughs is the furthest things will ever go. Her virtue will remain as secure as Fort Knox.

  8. about 16 hours ago on Luann

    Pillowcases are open on one side, and the side that sticks out the open end is the very side he had tucked up against his neck.

  9. about 16 hours ago on Luann

    People younger than her have died in service to a cause. She’s a full-grown adult who was (and still is) incredibly sheltered and coddled.

  10. about 16 hours ago on Luann

    Oh please, talk is cheap.