Cucumbers!
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The only thing funny about Al Franken is the fact that Al Franken thinks he’s funny.
The horse is the gift.
Yawn
Quack.
Their business is looking up.
I took a viagra pill once, and it got stuck in my throat. Gave me a stiff neck.
I make my bed as soon as I get out of it. Some days it’s my only accomplishment.
I am resisting making a Conor Clapton joke.
Cucumbers!