American Civil War report in three words…the south lost.
“Embrace the suck” is a common term in the military. You know it’s going to be hazardous, you know it’s either going to be torrential downpour/freezing blizzard/unbearable heat/no sleep/bad decisions/lousy odds…but you signed a contract to go in that direction. Embrace it, you’ve got to have someone’s six.
My Lamborghini was always breaking down. I knew I’d been fleeced, so I took it to a chop shop
It was quite quiet and peaceful up here in the Ottawa Valley this morning…until the snowplough went by and then I cranked up the Ariens to clear the driveway and the wind row. Then it was peaceful again
I started playing hockey in 1961, all we had were outdoor rinks. We had stirrup socks but we tended to cut the stirrups because they were uncomfortable. We also cut the palms out of the gloves to facilitate grabbing the opponent in the corner (same as the pros). The hockey association banned it just after the NHL did.
Being your age is mandatory, acting your age is optional
Roger Ramjet rocks!!!
And are bottomless, you can’t fill it
His theme song will probably be “Workin’ At The Carwash Blues” by Jim Croce. Listen to the song and you’ll get my drift