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Leroy Free

I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.

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  1. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    “Do these genes make my butt look big?”

  2. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Good point; I was not specific enough. Here’s what I got from Google:“The average weight of a man in the United States is 199.8 pounds, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).”

  3. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Actually, I looked this up. For humans, the average brain weighs 3 lbs, with an average total weight of 200 lbs. So that’s just 1½ percent. Whoever wrote that BION isn’t much smarter than the dugong!

  4. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Which is ironic in a way; because dugongs are not very good with percentages.

  5. 4 days ago on Jim Benton Cartoons

    Is home where the heart is??

  6. 4 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    God had a hard time finding a lawyer to defend the suit, because most of them are in hell.

  7. 5 days ago on Jim Benton Cartoons

    It’s a bout time.

  8. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    When you get to prison, and they ask you what you’re in for, you don’t want to say you tore the tag off a mattress.

  9. 6 days ago on F Minus

    “A legacy star is an award given to Extra Life participants who have participated in the event for six or more years.” —Google/AI

  10. 9 days ago on Close to Home

    Hey—When the sun comes out, that’s when you want them shiny!