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1. about 3 hours ago on Gil Thorp

   “Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.”

2. about 10 hours ago on Gil Thorp

   Take a leave of absence. Check in every few weeks to see if it’s safe to come back.

3. about 10 hours ago on Back in the Day

   Put Ike in charge of all space/time research, please.

4. 4 days ago on Monty

   American contender in mixed martial arts.

   No relation.

5. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   Future. Elaborate production of the terrifying first song of “Carmina Burana.” Singers, the entire adult population of Snug Harbor. The conductor, an adult, crazed Sterling Maclellan. Sung in Latin… Here is an English translation….

   O Fortune,

   like the moon

   you are changeable,

   ever waxing

   and waning;

   hateful life

   first oppresses

   and then soothes

   as fancy takes it;

   poverty,

   power,

   it melts them like ice.

   Fate, savage

   and empty,

   you are a turning wheel,

   your position malevolent,

   vain health

   always dissolves,

   shadowed

   and veiled

   you plague me too;

   now through the game

   my naked back

   I bring to your villainy.

   Fate, in health

   and in virtue,

   is now against me,

   affection

   and defeat

   always enslaved.

   So at this hour

   without delay

   pluck the vibrating string;

   since Fate

   strikes down the strong,

   everyone weep with me

6. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   This gave me a chill, an actual shiver.

7. 4 days ago on Back in the Day

   “Hangin’ over an ink-drawn horizon line…”

8. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   I don’t sink tho.

9. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Rat loves Schadenfreude.

10. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’d love to see Goat outfitted like the Monopoly guy…

    Vesuvio Napoli White Dress Vest

    Tuxedo Jacket

    Kenneth Cole Grey Pants

    Red Adjustable Bow Tie

    Black Top Hat with Satin Ribbon

    Bamboo Cane

    White Moustache

    Black Leather Oxfords