It reminds me of the guy who got tired of kids knocking his mailbox off at the side of the street. Build a solid 4-inch steel pole with a reinforced concrete mailbox. The kid got his arm broken and fell out of a car when he hit it with a baseball bat.
I am 70 and still working, so I am not retired, just tired. If Calvin keeps up with his comments and actions, he may not reach puberty. You know when Dad rents a Cat 395 – Tier 4 / Stage V That Calvin is going to be in deep.
I like the farmer with round bales in white plastic stacked by the road with a sign saying extra large marshmallows for sale.