“When the duck comes down with the magic word and the word is ‘food’, we ate him,”
“Thanks, but no punch for me …” ….Judy?
“Wanna buy a duck?” (No, not the game …. see ‘Joe Penner’)
No, it’s a pun referencing an old saying: “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
Today is the shortest day of the rest of your life.
Trump’s secret service team…
Maybe the backward xray threw him off for a moment …… an xray would be light green on black.
depends on how big the cowboy is….one to bite him and one to ship the body to china for manufacturing?
Custody every other eon.
Yikes! It’s more urgent than I thought. Now we’re hourly!
“When the duck comes down with the magic word and the word is ‘food’, we ate him,”