Recent Comments

1. about 11 hours ago on Shoe

   In my old Catalina convertible it was the anti-sway bar that was broken. I thought it was supposed to lean like a drunken sailor on every turn.

2. about 12 hours ago on Moderately Confused

   My wife blames her high blood pressure on my driving.

3. 1 day ago on Agnes

   Its all about getting the right element or molecule, and then getting its electrons spinning in the same direction. But I forget the details.

4. 3 days ago on Peanuts

   I think about that on my XC ski trail. One day there was huge patch of hair & blood beside a very clean deer skull, spinal column & pelvis. Each day the bones would be shifted, as the wolves/coyotes returned, trying to get into the spinal column. After a week it disappeared.

5. 3 days ago on Luann

   With a libido like that, he should turn in his man card and stay out of the gene pool.

6. 4 days ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   Thinner every year.

7. 4 days ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   I comb my hair in very poor lighting.

8. 4 days ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   A true tale you may have heard from me before: When my daughter was at her out-of-town university, she stayed with my parents. She reports that the day would often begin with a scream from the bathroom. Running to help, she would find her grandmother staring in disbelief at the mirror.

9. 4 days ago on Baby Blues

   Cereal is way overpriced. Just buy large flake oats, you don’t even need to cook it; and you can add whatever you want, like wheat germ, raisins, blueberries, sunflower seeds, gooseberries, etc.

10. 4 days ago on Agnes

    We all live on a giant round magnet, that keeps us alive.