Considering pizza’s Roman roots, pineapple is definitely not the worst possible thing. Such whiners!
That would be too entertaining.
It’s the Travelocity Gnome disguised as Santa.
Smash the alarm clock.
If you could hear radio signals at 2.5GHz, you probably would hear something.
Microwave ovens are built to be resonant cavities tuned to the microwave radio frequency of roughly 2.5GHz.
Dogbert invents Rule 34.
There’s a place called Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Kenya, where the local giraffes wander up to the windows and sometimes put their heads through them to peek inside.
Pancakes are the substrate for syrup and butter!
Well, Steve Gibson (inventor of Spinrite) did say the Internet is now a sewer.