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1. 4 days ago on Luann

   A friend of mine’s son and future daughter in law had shirts like that. His said “If Found, Return To Holly.” Hers said “I’m Holly.” They were just too cute for words.

2. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   There is no excuse for murder, but there is a simple explanation.

   When people have lost faith in the ability of legislative or other peaceful means to effect changes in literal life or death problems, there’s going to be violence.

3. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   “Why aren’t those murders a huge deal, but this one is? Because he was rich?”

   Yes.

4. 8 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Shooting insurance company CEOs is not the way to effect reform of the health care system. The way to do that is through legislation, where fearless lawmakers with the best interest of all citizens in mind stand up to the insurance industry and…

   Oh, right.

   Sorry, never mind.

5. 13 days ago on Kliban

   I see the LSD has kicked in.

6. 14 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Lawyers are definitely the worst clients.

7. 28 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   But now they party on their own schedule.

8. about 2 months ago on Kliban

   Early draft of the script for “2001:A Space Odyssey.”

9. about 2 months ago on Andy Capp

   Heh. It is an older tune, to be sure. Used to be on the jukebox in my favorite bar in college.

10. 2 months ago on Andy Capp

    I’m Gonna Hire A Wino(To Decorate Our Home) Lyrics by David Frizzell

    I came crawling home last night, like many nights beforeI finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.And she said, “You’re not gonna do this anymore.”

    She said: "I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home,“So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam.“We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.“And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.”

    She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I’ll cash them all right here.“And I’ll keep on tap – for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.“And for you, I’ll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.“And when you’re feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.”

    She said: "We’ll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.“Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won’t cook no more.“There’ll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.“And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can’t find their car.”

    She said: "You’ll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.“I’ll slip on something sexy, and I’ll cut it clear to here.“Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.“Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I’ll laugh until you’re broke.”