Dude, if you don’t know, you should not be the one cooking dinner. And that kitchen should be a LOT messier if he’s at that point in Thanksgiving dinner preparatations!
Turkey is actually one of my least favorite meats. Chicken’s better but won’t feed a crowd. We at least we started having roast pork on Christmas instead of two turkeys in the space of a month (and none for the rest of the year).
That would take hackers about 10 seconds. Whew! They’ll get board and leave your account alone LONG before that!