Eye Broccoli
Sorry, Red, but there’s a fundamental fact of household maintenance you need to know: if you don’t swear at it, it doesn’t allow itself to be fixed.
You keep buttons in your salad bowls??
I think the gag is that Santa is stealing the knickknacks that appeal to him while he’s in the house delivering gifts.
As a very wise man once said, “It ain’t the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”
First the forking, then the spooning…..
I’m the opposite; I don’t worry about washing the car until the dirt build-up is thick enough to start affecting the gas mileage….
Can you even have a second childhood if you’ve never outgrown your first?
“Doofi”….I like it!
I heard it at my Jazzercise class this morning…..
The cats are busy calculating just how soon is “long enough” that they can start eating Carmen….
Sorry, Red, but there’s a fundamental fact of household maintenance you need to know: if you don’t swear at it, it doesn’t allow itself to be fixed.