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  1. about 23 hours ago on Shoe

    Every dog is a therapy dog…

    Most just do it pro-bone-o.

  2. about 23 hours ago on Shoe

    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?

    Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

  3. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

    A Sub-woofer.

  4. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, “What drives you?”

    I put my hand up and answered, “My car.”

  5. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    Covid-19 breath conference today

    Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.

    So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third

  6. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

    He said no, this is light.

  7. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

    I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.

    They were all mediums.

  8. 1 day ago on Rose is Rose

    Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph attend the online conference?

    There was no zoom at the inn.

  9. 1 day ago on Rose is Rose

    My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away…

    …but then my life would be meetingless.

  10. 3 days ago on Rose is Rose

    What is the moon’s favorite type of book to read?

    A comet-book!