Recent Comments

1. 28 minutes ago on Andy Capp

   I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies…

   …what’s the beef?

2. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!

   Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

3. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

   Annette

4. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

   First, a tractor.

5. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   A girl came into my bookstore and asked “What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?”

   Slim to Nun?

6. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   Hey girl!! Are you a newspaper?

   Because there’s a new issue with you everyday.

7. about 1 hour ago on Shoe

   I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me

   I had to tell her I’d never met herbivore.

8. 3 days ago on Rose is Rose

   Would this have happened in Memaw’s house?

9. 3 days ago on Shoe

   If groups of kittens and puppies are called litters…

   …is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?

10. 3 days ago on Shoe

    So does Shoe and Cosmo work in a “Cull-De-Sack”?