Recent Comments

1. about 23 hours ago on Shoe

   Every dog is a therapy dog…

   Most just do it pro-bone-o.

2. about 23 hours ago on Shoe

   Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?

   Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

3. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

   A Sub-woofer.

4. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, “What drives you?”

   I put my hand up and answered, “My car.”

5. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   Covid-19 breath conference today

   Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.

   So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third

6. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

   He said no, this is light.

7. about 24 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.

   They were all mediums.

8. 1 day ago on Rose is Rose

   Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph attend the online conference?

   There was no zoom at the inn.

9. 1 day ago on Rose is Rose

   My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away…

   …but then my life would be meetingless.

10. 3 days ago on Rose is Rose

    What is the moon’s favorite type of book to read?

    A comet-book!