Every dog is a therapy dog…
Most just do it pro-bone-o.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?
I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, “What drives you?”
I put my hand up and answered, “My car.”
Covid-19 breath conference today
Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.
So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.
They were all mediums.
Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph attend the online conference?
There was no zoom at the inn.
My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away…
…but then my life would be meetingless.
What is the moon’s favorite type of book to read?