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1. about 8 hours ago on Andy Capp

   OK… I found it. Do you have to pay to be able to make comments?

2. about 9 hours ago on Andy Capp

   I went to . I didn’t see where any of our old commenters would be.

3. about 18 hours ago on Andy Capp

   I miss rjm’s comments.

4. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

   Andy seems to be ale-ing. And he shouldn’t be bitter about the score. But instead with the help of his stout friends, he should hop into the fray. And show the other side, yeast they forget, what a donnybrook of a game, Andy’s team can do. And afterwards, they can lager-ly head to the Public-House singing songs that they barley remember into the wee hours of the night.

5. 1 day ago on Shoe

   Will the story urn him a prize?

6. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.

   Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.

7. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   Took my kids to the circus.

   They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.

   We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people…but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.

8. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   I hate people who watch street performances but never give the artists any money.

   But then I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

9. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id

   I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book.

   The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

10. 1 day ago on Shoe

    A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

    The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”