It was so Hot, that the Key-Lime pie melted.
It was so Hot, that you could fry an egg on the back of an alligator.
That figure might do well with the ladies. They seem to like things that are Trojan.
Is that supposed to be a lamb? Is someone trying to pull the wool over the eyes of Id?
My friends son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So they took him to the doctor who gave them the bad news:
Their son was trapped in the spider-verse.
What did the bird do when it found a spider?
It tweeted out the location of the website.
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party.
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck!
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
Peter Porker
What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Ten ants.
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
It was so Hot, that the Key-Lime pie melted.