You’ve got to implement “Tough Love”. Say “SCOOT!” as you brush her with your hand from that spot. If THAT doesn’t work, you pick her up and do it manually! Nobody takes MY seat! LOL
WOW. I don’t think it’s so bad these days. So many people shop online and also a lot of stores start their “Black Friday” sales about a week ahead. I bought a bunch of stuff last week and they gave me the discount for Black Friday.
I have my privacy settings such that my phone won’t ring unless the caller is in my address book. In this way, I eliminate all this crap.