When I was still teaching middle school wood shop, I’d wait until the page a day calendars went 70% off and I’d get every trivia and comic ones I could. I usually had 16 to 22 page a days on my desk. Always had a joke or trivia every day for my students.
I admit, as a woodworker I’ve had a blood blister or two but never all fingers at the same time. I wouldn’t hire someone who swings a hammer that poorly.
It’s better than a banana duct taped to a wall.