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Aunty you have it backwards. Only weirdos DON’T say goodbye to their pets when they leave.
Should help with his diet. Who’d want to eat after reading that!?
Don’t press the b*tch button? Or Don’t press the button, B*TCH!
Breaking up should be so easy.
They should be breathing and sweating much harder!
Tool box becomes a sewing box and the baseball glove a leather purse, belt or slippers.
Opossums and possums are different animals. Opossums live in North America, while possums live in Australia and other countries. Both animals are marsupials, but possums are more closely related to kangaroos.
Bad dog! Very bad dog!
In reality, Baldo would have left the AirPods in and double tapped one of them to hear Gracie.
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