Obviously a man’s interpretation of how these girl-things happen.
The full Second Evening incantation begins by Acolyte Bob asking, “Are there any Good Cats here?” … followed by a search and roll call. Then there’s the History of The Mother, and Taming of Kittens and Praise of Governess Kiki, followed by Kittens Standing on Hind Legs, then The Indoor Feeding (with Bob acting as referee) and the Procession to Greet and Feed The SemiFeral Mother…
Eldest Feline Futhark…must be chanted in a high-pitched voice, or the spell will be void. Must be repeated at least three times.
In our house, the blessing of the second (heated canned food with crunchy food on top) evening meal includes the History of the Mother Cat, “Who Lives Outside in All Weathers, and Pooped You All Out Of Her Tummy…Poop, Poop, Poop!” Following that, the largest bowl of food is ceremoniously carried to the front door, where Feral Momma HedgeCat will receive food and cuddles from the Favored Human Acolyte.
Love the way Georgia painted the glass in the window pane.