Write in the balls
1) He finally got a big screen TV, but the picture’s a little Fuzzy
2) Ammo dump
3) Cash dump
1) Pre-shrunk (like Bozo!)
2) Looks like this bully has something in common with a certain other bully (shattered bridges)
3) Whistle stop?
“Hi, the person you’ve reached is using a screening service from Google, and will get a transcript of this call. Go ahead and say your name, and why you’re calling.”
“The iPhone12 and AirMax pro amounting to 999 which is scheduled to be delivered on your address. If you haven’t placed disorder (sic) kindly press ‘1’ to speak to our representative immediately. This is Marley from Apple Support. This is an important security message in regards to your Apple ID. Our server has detected some suspicious hacking activity on your Apple account. Please do not use your Apple Devices until you speak with an Apple support representative. Please refrain from using any financial activities on your devices in order to speak our (sic) Apple representative please press 1”
I don’t have any Apple accounts or devices. You’d think their first clue would be the screening message. But no, I think I’ll press ‘1’ and give them my username and password so they can sort this all out. (Got like 5 calls like this in the last 2 weeks. Somebody must have a quota to meet.)
So in this reality the “flaming cat” is a sign, sort of like the Four Horsemen?
…jumping the shark?
Isn’t that the title of a book they want to ban? “Jennifer has two uvulas”.
Psst… your weenus is showing.
Cleft palate, cleft chin, cleft nut… it’s just the medical term I suppose