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1. 1 day ago on Bottom Liners

   sounds like a shtick I heard from a comic once whose premise was “This is your life (insert name of serial killer here)”.“You had a difficult childhood. Your family moved often, but you kept finding them!”

2. 8 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Went to Aruba once and got the local currency from the airport ATM. At the hotel, I asked them for change for one of the larger bills. They gave it back to me in US dollars. The desk clerk said the shops and workers would prefer to get US dollars.

3. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He’s not happy that someone recommended he purchase a “pith helmet” too.

4. 11 days ago on Fred Basset

   My dad had a reel mower he bought from Sears. Since he was thrifty, I don’t think he paid more for it than a rotary mower. He said it cut grass better. Nowadays, when I look for one, they are about $1500 US.

5. 11 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   one is his SixFinger toy gun by topper toys?

6. 13 days ago on Peanuts

   Steve Martin: “I’m so mad at Farrah Fawcett! She has not once called me! And after all those times I held up her poster with one hand!”

7. 13 days ago on Ziggy

   Ayuh, ya cain’t get theah from heah…..

8. 13 days ago on Speed Bump

   There’s a clause that says any disputes must be settled by binding arbitration.

9. 13 days ago on Broom Hilda

   nice fisssshes and rabbitses…..yessss precious, we eats them….

10. 13 days ago on Broom Hilda

    You said it. We have some downy woodpeckers here and there’s one that like to land on my roof every morning at 6am from the start of March and for 6 weeks or so he hammers on the metal vent cap for our bathroom fan to mark his territory and try to attract a mate. Sounds like a jackhammer trying to come through the roof.