Jon, you’ve owned Garfield for 46-1/2 years at this point. You should have known long before now that Garfield’s love for you is anything BUT unconditional. In fact, I can remember an instance where Garfield told you, “As long as you can operate that can opener, you’ll have a special place in my heart.”
Remember in the 1980s how Jon’s refrigerator was constantly needing to be cleaned out? Like when the meat loaf evolved into an intelligent life form? Or when another dish of meat loaf grew toadstools? Or when Garfield found spaghetti sauce that was used to cauterize wounds during the Civil War? Those were the days!
Jon, you’ve owned Garfield for 46-1/2 years at this point. You should have known long before now that Garfield’s love for you is anything BUT unconditional. In fact, I can remember an instance where Garfield told you, “As long as you can operate that can opener, you’ll have a special place in my heart.”