Whatever happened to your love for lasagna? Or are Jim Davis’ assistants a bunch of lazy-asses who have turned this strip into little more than a lame line of greeting cards?
If Rat wants $4 million and a plane, he should become a televangelist. Get on TV, tell your audience that God will bless them beyond their wildest dreams if they send money to your “ministry”, and sit back and watch as the money rolls in. You’ll get way more than $4 million, and you’ll have enough to buy not only a private jet, but several multimillion dollar estates across the country and a collection of luxury limos! It worked for Robert Tilton back in the day, and it seems to be working for shysters like Kenneth Copeland and Creflo Dollar too. Give it a shot, Rat!
Every time I see Jon in his daisy suit, my eyes start burning. >.<