Recent Comments

1. 25 days ago on The Other Coast

   My only bagpipes issue is with my upstairs neighbour. All night long he’s stomping around, thumping and banging on the floor. It would really upset me if I wasn’t already up playing my bagpipes.

2. 25 days ago on Non Sequitur

   My interpretation is that it is Bob speaking, and rather than saying nothing, he came up with a lame “nice” thing to say just to fill the silence. Hence the “well…”

3. 26 days ago on Andy Capp

   The window smudger in my house is Turnip, the 11 year old 7 pound calico ruler of the house.

4. about 1 month ago on B.C.

   We’re going to need a new Harv.

5. about 2 months ago on B.C.

   More Americans are killed by cows every year than people are killed by sharks globally.

6. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   30 years ago I worked with a guy who had a glass eye. My office was next to the lunch room, and one day there was some good-natured roughhousing going on in there and I yelled out (jokingly, I wasn’t upset) “if you keep that up someone’s going to lose an eye.” It went quiet for 30 seconds or so, and then he appeared in my doorway and quickly said, “too late, catch” and threw me his eye. The delay was while he popped it out and rinsed it before throwing it.

7. 4 months ago on Andy Capp

   The answer is always no if you don’t ask, and there’s a chance it’ll be yes if you do, so you should always ask.

8. 8 months ago on Non Sequitur

   Cylindrical Earth should satisfy everyone… There’s a curve to give you the curved horizon from high altitudes, and an edge from which to fall off.

9. 10 months ago on The Born Loser

   I’ve never understood why some people call it “tuna fish”… Is that to clarify they aren’t talking about tuna birds? Or tuna legumes? Do they also say they are using “ground beef bovine” when they are BBQing hamburgers? And what’s up with the “ham” in hamburger, anyway? It’s not ground pork… Obviously I need more coffee.

10. 11 months ago on The Born Loser

    Blackened fish isn’t burned – it’s just from the spice mixture used.