Not all nut jobs are GQP-ers, but all GQP-ers ARE nut jobs! It’s a requirement.
“My assistant Rudy must have given me the wrong hat. That handpicked Special Master is being so mean to me. I guess I’ll have to pull those Top-Secret documents out of my (redacted).”
Rump: I hear by pre-pardon myself of everything I ever did. It was all Rudy and the My Pillow guy’s fault. POOF! POOF! My POOF-er doesn’t seem to be working today. I’ll have to use my old standby. WITCH HAZEL! I mean WITCH HUNT! Now, send me more $$$$ to “STOP THE ________”!
At least the FBI left some official paper (towels) for Rump’s library.
Rump: I thought about declassifying those Top-Secret documents, and poof, they were! I thought about telling the truth but poof, I decided to keep lying. And lying is just more convenient too".
Rump’s entire empire has been built with Paper Mache, and it’s starting to rain.
Rump will demand a do-over pick for SM.
And he’s going to sue the FBI for not taking off their shoes in his bedroom. $10,000,000.
For non GQP-ers only. Dems and independent voters only. Absolutely no water, snacks, or phones. Bring 5 forms of ID. Hours of operation 10:00pm to 4:00am.
Sounds like he’s GQP ready to run for a political office.