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  1. 2 days ago on Clay Jones

    Not all nut jobs are GQP-ers, but all GQP-ers ARE nut jobs! It’s a requirement.

  2. 3 days ago on Clay Jones

    “My assistant Rudy must have given me the wrong hat. That handpicked Special Master is being so mean to me. I guess I’ll have to pull those Top-Secret documents out of my (redacted).”

  3. 4 days ago on Clay Jones

    Rump: I hear by pre-pardon myself of everything I ever did. It was all Rudy and the My Pillow guy’s fault. POOF! POOF! My POOF-er doesn’t seem to be working today. I’ll have to use my old standby. WITCH HAZEL! I mean WITCH HUNT! Now, send me more $$$$ to “STOP THE ________”!

  4. 5 days ago on Clay Jones

    At least the FBI left some official paper (towels) for Rump’s library.

  5. 5 days ago on Chris Britt

    Rump: I thought about declassifying those Top-Secret documents, and poof, they were! I thought about telling the truth but poof, I decided to keep lying. And lying is just more convenient too".

  6. 5 days ago on Rob Rogers

    Rump’s entire empire has been built with Paper Mache, and it’s starting to rain.

  7. 7 days ago on Chris Britt

    Rump will demand a do-over pick for SM.

  8. 7 days ago on Clay Bennett

    And he’s going to sue the FBI for not taking off their shoes in his bedroom. $10,000,000.

  9. 7 days ago on Jeff Stahler

    For non GQP-ers only. Dems and independent voters only. Absolutely no water, snacks, or phones. Bring 5 forms of ID. Hours of operation 10:00pm to 4:00am.

  10. 8 days ago on Clay Jones

    Sounds like he’s GQP ready to run for a political office.