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1. about 12 hours ago on In the Bleachers

   A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “How did you do that?”

2. about 12 hours ago on In the Bleachers

   Or a torpedo.

3. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “A bad day of golf is better than a good day at work”

4. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I remember it like it was 55 years ago. 1969…9+5=14, carry the one, 6+5+1=12, carry the one, 9+1=10, carry the one, 1+1=2…2024.

5. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   And now we are stuck in a world of Flat Earthers and other religious types.

6. about 13 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   Horse bleep.

7. about 13 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   It takes longer to rescue lawyers because no one wants to rescue them. It always ends up being the one who drew the short straw.

8. about 13 hours ago on Luann

   “So, where is Bernice?” is sufficient. Stop complaining and just enjoy.

9. about 13 hours ago on Luann

   If you’re in the South (the real South, not Missouri or Maryland), you better say Pe-kahn.

10. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    When our twins were young, we always worried about how the outside world perceived them, based on how they were at home. We were always relieved when people would tell us how kind and polite they were. We were always shocked.