Congratulations! You're the kind of weirdo who actually reads these things!
My thoughts are a niche market, and you don’t strike me as the right kind of audience.
Omniscience is boring.
That’s the thought. You get the thought about the hay.
There’s always questions on where exactly they lie on the human to fox spectrum. Like, would they enjoy belly rubs?
Sorry, I’m all sold out.
I think she has an ulterior motive. Getting out of needing a bath.
Stop clowning around.
You find symbolism in a lot of weird places.
Even a basic understanding of thermodynamics would tell you that wearing anything dark will only make it worse.
It wouldn’t be so bad if it were voluntary. But that could be said about anything.
My thoughts are a niche market, and you don’t strike me as the right kind of audience.