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  1. about 17 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    In some other language, it means “small”.

  2. about 17 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    What comes easy, goes easy.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Also, they both contain an I, their third and sixth letters are consonants, and their seventh letters are vowels.

  4. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Solo? Was part of the song copying off John Cage?

  5. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    Felecia once said Timulty was cool. Though I still suspect she was just trying to mess with Avery.

  6. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Actually, the ultimate joke of that story was that it what he had so far was obviously going to smooth out to “Ode to Joy”.

  7. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    There was a story about a guy who wanted to find something he called “The Universal Song.” He said that it was a melody written by human nature, and someone on a different continent could “discover” the exact same song if they followed his methods. He fully charted out which sequences of notes harmonized, and which didn’t. But he was also really paranoid about hearing regular music, thinking that it would “infect” him and ruin the song. So he never went out in public, and developed several other neurosises.

  8. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Good to know Avery can handle criticism.

  9. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Even though this is a rerun, she might still be talking about a different song than whatever the first one was.

  10. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    If people are confused, maybe you need a better explanation.